Friday, March 13, 2009

Learning English

People say our language is one of the hardest languages to learn. Take a look at the sentences below, and maybe you'll see why.

1. We polish the Polish furniture.
2. A farm can produce produce.
3. The dump was so full, it had to refuse refuse.
4. The present is a good time to present the present.
5. At the army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
6. I did not object the object.
7. The dove dove into the bushes.
8. The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
9. The bandage was wound around the wound.
10. They were too close to the door to close it.
11. To help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
12. I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my shirt.
13. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
14. I spent the last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
15. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

3 comments:

  1. I don't have any more... I'll post them if I find any, or thing of any, though. ;)

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